about us.

deadpan: for people who are bad at photoshop.

kevin mccallister wasn't defending his home. he was setting traps because he wanted to. grandpa joe spent years in bed until chocolate was on the table. aladdin is, if you think about it for even a second, a movie about identity fraud.

we put those observations on tees, hats, and assorted sundry goods. serif font. red period. simple enough that people ask you about it.

every order ships free because adding a shipping fee felt like something a villain in a kids' movie would do.

thanks for stopping by. we hope you find something you didn't know you needed.