Privacy policy
privacy policy.
last updated: May 20, 2026
deadpan. runs this store. here is what we collect, why we collect it, and what we do with it. we recommend reading this. most people don't.
what we collect
when you buy something or create an account, we collect the information required to make that happen - your name, address, email, phone number, and payment details. we also collect information about how you use the site, what device you're on, and what you looked at before you left without buying anything.
why we collect it
to process your order. to ship your order. to answer your questions. to send you emails you can unsubscribe from. to make the site work better. to comply with laws that require us to collect it.
who we share it with
shopify powers this store and receives your data as part of that arrangement. printful fulfills your orders and receives what they need to do that. we do not sell your personal information. we share it only with the people required to get your order to your door.
for more on how shopify handles your data, visit shopify's consumer privacy policy.
marketing
if you opt in, we'll email you. every email has an unsubscribe link. use it anytime.
your rights
depending on where you live, you may have the right to access, correct, delete, or export your personal information. you may also have the right to opt out of targeted advertising. to exercise any of these rights, contact us.
if you're in the EU or UK, additional rights apply. you can also lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority.
children
this site is not intended for anyone under the age of majority. we do not knowingly collect information from children.
security
we take reasonable steps to protect your information. no system is perfectly secure. we recommend not sharing your password with anyone, including us.
changes
if this policy changes, we'll update the date at the top. continued use of the site means you've read it. we know you haven't, but that's how this works.
contact
hello@weardeadpan.com